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The Brace Of Coneys The Two Towers
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The biggest movie franchise of all time and the only rabbits we get to see are dead; murdered at the hands of Gollum.
Poor bunnies. Poor, dead, unloved, and eventually uneaten bunnies.
We mourn for them. Rest in bunny peace.
(And yes, we were running out of bunnies to write about. Shhh.)
Easterific or horrific? Totally horrific. Unless you cook them with some nice taters, and then they’re delicious.
Carrot rating:
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