Review

Emperor review

The second movie this year (after The Wolverine ) to begin with an atomic strike on Japan, Peter Webber’s post-WW2 yarn finds Tommy Lee Jones’ General MacArthur in the horns of a dilemma. Should Emperor Hirohito hang for Pearl Harbor or be kept alive as the figurehead of an unoccupied …

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9.79* review

When Canadian athlete Ben Johnson was stripped of his gold medal after testing positive for performance enhancing drugs in the 100 metre final of the 1988 Seoul Olympics, it opened a can of steroid-pumped worms. Daniel Gordon’s documentary brings together all eight competitors in the race, and in the process …

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Riddick review

“I need a direction,” mumbles Vin Diesel early in Riddick . You said it, big guy… but don’t let the whiff of self-awareness dupe you into thinking David Twohy’s threequel is the route map Diesel’s sci-fi anti-hero needs. With its low-ish budget, Riddick could have been the lean space-shocker that …

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TMNT: Out of the Shadows review

If we’re being honest, there are more mediocre TMNT video games than there were puns about shell shock in the first draft of this review. Considering the sheer quantity of of low-rent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles games out there, it’s a wonder that this beat-‘em-up franchise has had such remarkable …

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Hammer Of The Gods review

“Kiss my fucking axe!” growls one of Steinar’s (Charlie Bexley) Viking warriors, anachronistically. The year, after all, is 871, and their mission is to cross a (suspiciously) sparsely populated Snowdonia looking for their tribe’s AWOL heir, overcoming Saxons and heathen intrigue on the way. Gamely directed and acted, but a …

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Upstream Colour review

Are you ready?” asks a peripheral figure at the start of Shane Carruth’s second film as writer/director/ producer/ editor/ composer/ star. Seeing as his first was the dizzyingly complex time-travel classic Primer (2004) and Upstream Colour is even harder to follow – part love story, part biological conspiracy – the …

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True Blood 6.07 “In The Evening” REVIEW

True Blood 6.07 “In The Evening” TV REVIEW (opens in new tab) Episode 6.07 Writer: Kate Barnow Director: Scott Winant THE ONE WHERE Eric and a dying Nora escape from the complex; Eric tells Bill he thinks he’s a God and asks him to help save his sister. In return, …

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Falling Skies 3.09 “Journey To Xilbaba” REVIEW

Episode: 3.09 Writers: Bradley Thompson & David Weddle Director: Jonathan Frakes THE ONE WHERE: Tom returns to Charleston, just as Lourdes commits a major act of sabotage that leads to a life and death struggle among the rubble. THE VERDICT: It’s a chillingly embittered Tom Mason we meet in this …

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